Monday, August 8, 2011

Will I ever have children?

Today my friends and I decided to go out and try out our new longboards... we got them for Xmas. There was this one big hill that my friends dared me to ride down, seated as if I was on a sleigh. So I sat down on the board, and then decided to lie down on it. I went blasting down the hill, my legs started to skid off the side of the board. I then looked up at the sky for a second, loving the moment...when I stopped and the worst pain of my life shot up to my head from my crotch! Apparently a stop sign (convenient) stopped me, by sacking me! I was unable to move for about half an hour, my friends had to push me back home on our longboards! I've been unable to walk or stand. Now I want to know what I should do, will I have kids?

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